SABRES EMCEE PROFILEName: Glenn EinschlagWhat do you do for a living?I am the principal bassoonist of the Buffalo Philharmonic Orchestra.
What 3 adjectives would you use to best describe yourself?Sabre-tastic, Sabre-iffic, and Sabre-licious!
What is your favorite movie?It would have to be either “Schindler’s List”, or “The Best of the Farting Preacher” on Youtube.com.
What is your favorite song?“Take me out to the ball game” (Go Bills!)
Who is your favorite Singer/Band?Barbra Streisand or Metallica………it’s a toss up!
Who is your favorite current Buffalo Sabres player?Ryan Miller! He’s an incredible goaltender and does amazing work through the Steadfast Foundation for people struggling with cancer. Classy player on the ice…classy guy off the ice….what could be better?!
Who is your all time favorite Buffalo Sabres player?Pat LaLaLaLaLaLaLa-FonTAINE!!!!!! Not only was he a fantastic player, but he also does important work through the Companions in Courage Foundation for children who are in hospitals.
What was your most embarrassing moment?A particular drycleaner’s located on the south side of Kenmore Ave. between Starin Ave. and Main St. (which shall remain nameless) once held my torn tuxedo pants way after the date they were due back to me. Since I needed them for a concert, I had to pick them up on my way to Kleinhans Music Hall, so I hopped in my car dressed for the concert in my concert shoes and socks, a white tuxedo shirt, black bow tie, tuxedo jacket…..AND NO PANTS!!! There was no parking so I had to quickly walk a block (it was February) and pick them up. When asked by the shocked elderly lady at the cash register where my pants were, I calmly replied: “You’ve got them!”
If you were a Superhero, what would your superpower be?Oh, it’s so hard to decide….I think it would have to be the ability to dissolve excess body fat. If I couldn’t do that, then I’d go with world peace.